I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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