Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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