just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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