yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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