Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just had sex on a roof
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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