remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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