Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
