The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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