Yo dont text me then not text me
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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