I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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