What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I have post one night stand depression
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