We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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