I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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