Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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