Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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