I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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