So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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