What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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