he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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