it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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