I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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