He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
