I don't think brook has ever known best
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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