he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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