You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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