can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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