We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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