How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It's rum buckets o'clock
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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