Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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