How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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