fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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