i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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