There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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