All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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