im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
Randomize
