therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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