Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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