We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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