I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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