He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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