that's an acceptable place to lick
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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