But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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