i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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