Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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