Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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