i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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