The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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