Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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