I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize