he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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