are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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