She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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