Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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